Niki's wild SouthIndianHell Experience xD

So we have Niki. Smart, pretty, wild and absolutely crazy.
And then, we have Chennai. No offence to the place, but somehow our little birdie just doesn't fit there!

For example: Niki likes dressing up. And dressing up good at that. No si...
Niki-
people are just SO excited abt silk
i mean
if silk worms
EVER go into extinction
blame the tamilians!!!


So she's waiting to come to Dubai for the food as well. Yeah, the..
Niki-
freak. I see another idli
and i will break thru a tree

As I mentioned earlier, she's a pretty good looker. And in Chennai, that's what'll get you places. How, you ask?
Niki-
its a good thing when you look classy around here
like
they think you are some filmstar and treat you with utmost respect.
and its SO cool to treat someone like trash ..

Don't get her wrong. She really is a sweetheart. Just caught in the wrong place.
Blame the heat..
Me-
is it hot there?
Niki-
it eez
and its OOGLY
save me?

So while I look for my cape, Niki continues to bicker about how caught up she feels there. Getting back to attire issues 101...
Niki-
Just here
and then
back
to
dubai
where
i can wear
whatever the FUCK i want
skinnys
and a top
is considered..
HOOO_HAAAA_HHOOOOOO_HAAAA

Poor Niki. I feel for you <3
xx