LOL! yesterday was a realy weird funny day...haha im cracking up at the thought of it..just that it freaked me out completely while it was actually happening!
My friend and me decided to go smoke since we had a free hour..we know its ramzan and the religious police is on the prowl..so we find this isolatd spot..look around for a good 10 minutes..and then light up...
Everything's going okay..the ciggie's almost done with..shoot! the secy pops up! from nowhere..it was so weird...i thought he's going to see our ID's...give us a lecturette and leave..but no! he took our ID's..told us to collect it after "30 minutes" and walked away..well ofcourse i was a little rude to him...completely my fault and i apologize for it!
Well, he's back after some time...and god knows how we spent that time..in misery and doubt and fear and what not (with occasional bouts of laughter ofcourse!)..lol barring the Strawberry Granitas..those were awesome!
he's back alright...we go up to him to say sorry..just to not fall into trouble y'know..and he says "take your bags the BOLIZ is here" OUCH !!! that hit us like a cannon ball on our stomachs! the POLICE?!! wtf!!
What followed next was a good 20 minutes of pleading, aplogozing and controlling laughter! some things just slipped outta me mind when i was talking to him..especially when i told him to "not lie" when he wrongly accused us of smoking regulary! the nudge i got from my fellow juvey was enough to shut me up!
i came up with weird excuses to not go with the polic..lamest being " i cant come now i have Radio class" i mean WTF was i thinking!!!
Oh well..a good ending to that weirdass day was that we dint finally get caught...*phew*..thanks a lot to Apoorva(from New Delhi..oh how i like the sound of that!) and Orange TShirt boy!! without you guys and your spontaneuous procrastination (oh did we really "just arrive" from India..and are our parents "Really really poor"?)..i wouldn't have been entering this post now! probably be breaking stones in jail :S
Anyhoo, day's passed. We've decided to not smoke again for some time now :P and be good MAHE girls!
Cheers to that :D :P
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The biggest reason they let us go was me!! If I hadn't made puppy faces, begged, pleaded and not to mention, nudged you at the right moments, it was black and white stripes for us babes..*gulp*
and breaking stones!
and eating sukhi roti :S
Oh i wish we got deported though..yeah?
ROFL =D
Oh yes, but nicely yeah? Like they'd be very happy to deport and our folks would be delighted too...right? lol :D
yeah..we'd have a red carpet "exit" and they'd send us where we wanna go!
mwahahaha =D
No tell me if you two don't actually smoke for like 5 more days..
Do i see a challenge coming ?
>.<
Oh well call it that, if you can; why don't you?
yeah...actually...it's been about 5 days since we had that showdown...na Aku?
so eyah Adi...it isn't impossible or anything okay ^^
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hahahahahahahahaah im rollingg in laughterr hereee ..u guyss sooo sadddd come to me *bow to me* i smoked everydayyy during da holy month of RAMADAN..*sowwie allah*..yah i got caught alot of tyms haha but dey neva caught us red handed mellyy ill tell u one incident when we meet in college theek haii..:D:D..(fun came puffing secretly)
Purty DAMN screwed...
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